I wanted you not to be dead.

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hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

image

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lepidoptera-and-insulin:

reblog-all-the-ships:

I was informed (being a type one diabetic myself) that blood sugar will drop during the frickle frackle so I have to keep a juice box by the bed when we do the do
It’s like
“Hold on babe” *drinks juice box sensually*

sensual cider 

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clothing adjustments that need to happen

sassmasstersatan:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

Fucking pockets

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spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHIT

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nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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"The joke is that Hollywood thinks it’s investigating him right now to see what he’s made of. The truth is:  He’s investigating them.

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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yungbuu:

A good example of how sensitive people can be on this website.

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hoechlinth:

Sterek AU: Now Derek thinks about it, his boss might have mentioned that his son was in a band. Whoops. 

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lwordforever:

me about everything

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